Dreaming Of The Big Leagues Pillows

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'I can dream, can't I?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

"Winning isn't the only thing, Junior. It's how much money you can get in a pro contract."

"You have a strong interest in sports."

'What do you mean. . . in a perfect heaven?'

'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

'AS a kid I dreamed of playing first base, but all my parents could afford was an oven mitt.'

"I'm sorry, Timmy, but Mr. Jeter's promise to hit you a home run isn't covered by your existing HMO."

'OK, that's strike two. What is your third wish?'

Field of Broken Dreams

'Wow! That must be a big league baseball!'