Dreaming Of The Big Leagues Pillows

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

So close... Yet so far.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'I can dream, can't I?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

Unemployment Office. Apply Here. What type of hourly waage were you thinking about? The pro-baseball type!

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

"It's early days, but I'm hoping to turn it into a franchise."

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

"You have a strong interest in sports."

"Winning isn't the only thing, Junior. It's how much money you can get in a pro contract."

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

'What do you mean. . . in a perfect heaven?'

'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

Someday, when my ship comes in, we won't have to take the bus

'Wow! That must be a big league baseball!'

Runner thinking about sleeping.

"I'm sorry, Timmy, but Mr. Jeter's promise to hit you a home run isn't covered by your existing HMO."

Field of Broken Dreams