Dreamer On A Dime Prints

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'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The world's most unemployable family

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Great money scenes!"

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

What is possible/what is probable.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Do something for the environment.

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'I thought I could dance...'

'Dauber Micawber'

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Claude Debussy

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."