Dreamer On A Dime Mugs

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The world's most unemployable family

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"Great money scenes!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

What is possible/what is probable.

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

Do something for the environment.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'I thought I could dance...'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Al, I hear that only one out of 100 art school graduates goes on to make a living in art. That's where I was smart, Axel: I flunked out!

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

'Dauber Micawber'

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

Claude Debussy

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."