Dreamer Of Icy Landscapes Mugs

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Lemniskate

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Snow Bridge.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Ice Cream Flavors

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Food Pyramid

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

Banana Split

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

War games.

"He decided to write a travel book..."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

The Great Wall of France

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

Cone of uncertainty.

"I'd like Daniel Libeskind to take a look at our kitchen."

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

Gary Betteman: I'm wishing for a settlement before Christmas.

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

Skier notices impossible ski tracks.

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

"Forget about hatching a clever plan to break into the chicken coop: Let's concentrate on breaking into the ice-cream shop..."