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'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but you have a tentative offer from Burma-Shave.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

What else is there to wish for?

Big screen TV.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Jack Nicholson

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Er. . . anything else?"

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

Live the Dream!

"That'll be the day!"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Super size me!!'

'So, did I get the job?'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

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Man with a Plan

Directors Chair and Others.

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"