"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."
Dream Opt-outer T-Shirts
Express their creative personality with our witty and inventive t-shirts. Perfect for those who love to stand out and make a statement while celebrating their unique outlook.
"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"
"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."
"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."
'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'
"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."
'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'
Star Wars vs Star Trek
Man Dreaming Of Australia.
"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."
Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'
Geek fairies
"Mom, Mom, watch me!"
"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'
"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."
After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.
i-teddy
Commuters waiting at UFO stop.
Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!
Paw readings
"I don't like the looks of that!"
Keep on Truckin.
Olympic Climate
Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!
"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."
"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."
"What's that you're reading?"
Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!
Man and Machine snoozing
Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!
'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'
Dream Opt-outer T-Shirts Collection
Dream Opt-outer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for dream opt-outers that inspire creativity and bring a playful touch to every coffee break.
Dream Opt-outer Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows designed for dreamers and opt-outer spirits to add inspiration and comfort to their living space.
Dream Opt-outer Prints
Visit our inspiring prints collection to celebrate the creativity and rebellious spirit of those who love to think outside the box.