Dream Enthusiast Pillows

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

Vegetarian trying to fall asleep

"I had the strangest dream last winter."

"By the way, you talk in your sleep while you're dreaming, and you should be ashamed of yourself."

Do you know about lucid dreaming? I barely know about lucid wakefulness.

'I know I'm still wearing my specs. I had a marvellous dream last night but couldn't see who the lady was.'

'Quit daydreaming.'

BUS, 'I've got to stop eating TV dinners before I go to bed -- I dreamed all night about Geraldo!'

'It was horrible! †I dreamed that Rosie and Donald Trump were fighting over me!'

Second Thoughts Wedding

"I had a miraculous dream in which our list of questions all had answers."

Counting sheep, large print edition.

"Your visions of sugar plums are dancing on my side of the bed again."

Sheep eating dreamer

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

Bright idea

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Where the wild things were."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.