Dream Enthusiast Mugs

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

Vegetarian trying to fall asleep

"I had the strangest dream last winter."

"By the way, you talk in your sleep while you're dreaming, and you should be ashamed of yourself."

'I know I'm still wearing my specs. I had a marvellous dream last night but couldn't see who the lady was.'

'Quit daydreaming.'

BUS, 'I've got to stop eating TV dinners before I go to bed -- I dreamed all night about Geraldo!'

'It was horrible! †I dreamed that Rosie and Donald Trump were fighting over me!'

Second Thoughts Wedding

"I had a miraculous dream in which our list of questions all had answers."

Counting sheep, large print edition.

"Your visions of sugar plums are dancing on my side of the bed again."

Sheep eating dreamer

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Bright idea

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"What the hell took so long?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Where the wild things were."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Boom