Dream Catcher Pillows

"You ever have flying dreams?"

Think / Don't think signs.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Man dreaming of pound signs jumping over a fence.

Vegan Insomnia

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Just think...you could break right through that. It's a window of opportunity."

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Please wake me at V...

'Pinch me harder or I'll never come out of this sabbatical-induced bliss.'

"First Door on your left , sir."

'What a dream!!Catherine Zeta Jones washed up AND wiped!!!'

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

'The following dream is now downloading.'

Sleepwalking

"John always fancied being a train driver."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

The 'Z' face.

"Stan, your REM sleep is disturbing me again."

'I'm sorry, Mr. Moore. Your son is in meetings for the rest of his career. You should have thought about this years ago.'

'Where do I keep my bucket lists? Right there, in my bucket...'

"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"You state you want to be a super hero or an astronaut. May I ask just how old you were when you wrote this resume?"

"Reach for the stars! Are you Sirius?"

"You ever have flying dreams!"

"I slept funny!"

Unemployed person pinning a point on the map for where they want to work.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"I dreamed Mobil was sponsoring me at the Modern, Exxon at the Whitney, and Philip Morris at the Metropolitan."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

Racing Forward

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn