Drawing Fanatic Mugs

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

Larry's used art

My First Camera

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Italica

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Child hooking into a television

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Jim Carrey,

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Sales

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'How now, brown cow?'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Aubrey Beardsley

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'