Drawing Fanatic Mugs

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

Larry's used art

My First Camera

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Italica

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"It's an Eyesaur."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Quills - Sizes 1-9

No jay walking.

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Child hooking into a television

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Sales

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Reigning Cats and Dogs

One giant bark for dogkind.

Aubrey Beardsley

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon