Dramatic Exit Fan Pillows

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

First past the post.

It's all gravy.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'

Football fans

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

"Sit down Fred!"

Escape Artists.

Eastenders...Warning! May contain crying and shouting.

'I told you she is a bad cook - that's just defrosting the chips.'

"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

"Puzzling."

"You never helped us dig, so you go last."

The Peacock Skirt - Whistler's Peacock Room