"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."
Dramatic Departure Enthusiast Mugs
Start their day with a humorous nod to their love of grand departures. Our mugs feature witty designs perfect for anyone who appreciates a creative, dramatic send-off fitting their bold personality.
Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.
Life and Death
The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.
"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."
The Death of Pierrot
'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'
Letter of Resignation
'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'
"Does it come in menthol?"
Deux Ex Mechanic
Oliver Twist on the Way to London
"If she sings it's over."
"We don't want to fight, but by jingo, if we do, our gallant lads will turn about and exit the EU!"
"Could you access your online dictionary for the definition of 'sayonara'?"
He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.
Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.
Sorry you're leaving.
"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."
If that slips off and I break a leg, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."
"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"
'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'
I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.
Eastenders...Warning! May contain crying and shouting.
'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'
"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."
Woman on train with megaphone, "Oh Geoffrey I do so hate these long goodbyes!"
"He'll be back, where else will he get such room service."
'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'
You can't fire me, because I quit. In the words of Bob Dylan, "I ain't gonna work on Maggie's Farm no more." In the words of Ray Charles, "Hit the road, Jack."
'I guarantee THIS nicotine patch will work!'
Hello?
'Do you have a 'trying to quit' section?'
Dramatic Departure Enthusiast Mugs Collection
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