Dramatic Cow Lover Mugs

Psst! Stay in character!

Freshest ice cream in town!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Get on with it!

Boomerang cow.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Rapunzcow

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"You're famous, Angus."

Farmer Christmas.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

Cow Pilot.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

They soon changed their name..

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

The Stock Market.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Cow outboard engine

Methane Emissions

Carpet Cows

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'I need you to cheer up the investors.'

'We complete each other...'