Drain Detective Mugs

The Ocean's Plug

'It's a failure as a Sauvignon Blanc, but look on the bright side - we don't have to buy drain opener for 5 years.'

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Hospital Departments

Recalculating

You are here.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

You are Here

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Recalculating!

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Scarecrow Directions

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."