Drag Performance T-Shirts

'Of course 'I'm an ugly bloke in drag'. Why do you think they've kept me locked in this tower for all these years?'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'They all want to play the star.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Snowprov

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Primitive magician

'He's maturing early.'

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"The Just Me Band"

Antonio Vivaldi

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Send in the Clones.'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."