Draft Strategist Prints

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Putin and Zelensky

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I love fast break business success."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

'Are you blind ref?'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'