Draft Developer Prints

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The Computer Bore

'C'mon get it straight.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

The MBA Draft

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Bright idea

Back to work...

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"You have word-ill."

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.