Dowry Debater Pillows

"How vexing: He's exchanging eighty of us for one single bride!"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Gun laws US

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Like Minded

God Bless America, God Help Syria

And now, for a rebuttal.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

The last word.

Global warming debate.

Caution Bullet Ahead

The euro as a monster

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

'My opponent hates cats.'