Disruption Debater Pillows

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Difference of Opinion

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Trappist Monk Discord

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Science Snobs

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

The last word.

Global warming debate.

Woke Jersey Shore

Approved Debate Questions

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

'My opponent hates cats.'