Downsizing Adventurer T-Shirts

After the last child moved out, the old woman sold the shoe and moved into a flat.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The experienced backpacker.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"I see the downsizing continues."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Sisyphus Sawyer

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

"I've downsized."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Secrets of Adulthood.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"Why have you brought me here?"

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"I have to go to school, then get a job, and then pay for my own stuff. Life is so unfair!"

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

'I joined Blubber Watchers.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

'I want nice man-bag.'

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

Temptation.

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.