Down-to-earth Jokester Mugs

'Hello Shitty.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Female Brain and The Other One

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Pelobong

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Men dancing

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Leaving cards.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

The Principal of Inertia.