Down-to-earth Dreamer T-Shirts

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Where the wild things were."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Real Life/Surreal Life

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Man propelled by love

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Phoenix

'All good things must come to an end.'

Imagine

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."