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"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

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'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Experts through the ages.

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

Creator's Block

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

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'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"