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"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Daddy's working from home today."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Experts through the ages.

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"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

Creator's Block

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

In the Museum of Dinosaws.