Double Bass T-Shirts

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Loud mouth bass.

Dynamite little combo

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Music for car stereos

Mice playing double bass

Red hot little combo

"Only caught one, eh."

'...and on Bass...'

"Turn down the bass."

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

Imagine Dragons

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Double bass skating

Speaker Farmer.

The Cello Victims

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Double Bass.