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"Dot com, dot go, now I got - no dough."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Off Duty.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'A word in my office Jones.'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

'I can assure you we take privacy concerns very seriously. Now, on your way out, shut the bloody door.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."