Dorm Survivalist Prints

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Working Environment

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden