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College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Bashful in Nashville

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Wake up."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

"We slipped in the tub."

"Two-minute warning."

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

"Are we there yet?"

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'Of course I love having you around. Before you were born, I was the only one your mother yelled at.'

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."

"I'm just saying, it would have been nice to have an en suite at night."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."