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'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

How witness protection really works...

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'It never fails. Two pizzas exhaust Dad as much as a 10 mile run exhausts me.'

Add your kids' ages together...

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

'He's quite the hands-on daddy...in his way.'

"Dad bods are so in right now."

'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'

"No, son, a tax shelter is not where you go to rescue an accountant."

'So you're Susan's boyfriend - you're not a bit as I'd imagined you!'

Travelling with child

'Punish us if you must, Dad, but who will you get to tie your shoe laces for you?'

Domestic scene, "You're dad enjoys a special relationship with the budgie"

"So I suffered sympathetic labour pains for nothing!"

"He says it was his dads first attempt at the school run today."

'Tell me what we're getting away from again?'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'