Dorian Gray Fan Pillows

"He says it's 'a Dorian Gray situation.'"

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Moby Dick

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

100 best beheadings

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

"But what's my motivation?"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

Slalom

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

The Corus.

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Frog Prince