Doorstep Humorist Mugs

Our witty mugs are perfect for doorstep humorists who love starting their day with a smile. Brighten mornings with clever sayings and amusing designs that reflect their playful personality.

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Almost, but not quite, welcome.

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"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle." mockup

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

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Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua. mockup

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

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'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

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'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

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'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.' mockup

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

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"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!" mockup

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

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"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure." mockup

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

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"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy." mockup

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

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Magic Act

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The Sensitive Dude.

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'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?' mockup

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

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Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone. mockup

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

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Bed Fellow

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"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!" mockup

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

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'Gravity wins - again.'

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'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!' mockup

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

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"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!" mockup

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

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'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.' mockup

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

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"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area." mockup

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

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"It's been a rainy winter."

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'My member requires some interest.' mockup

'My member requires some interest.'

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Robinia Floribunda

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"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?" mockup

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

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'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!' mockup

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

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Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps. mockup

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

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Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign. mockup

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

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'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.' mockup

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

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Chicane

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The Theatre of Mime.

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"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous." mockup

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

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"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!" mockup

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

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'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?' mockup

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

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Fire Alarm

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"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!" mockup

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

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Doorstep Humorist Mugs Collection

Doorstep Humorist Pillows

Shop our amusing pillows that bring fun and personality to any doorstep. A delightful gift for humor-loving friends and family.

Doorstep Humorist Prints

Browse our quirky prints that capture the playful essence of a doorstep humorist—ideal for decoration or as a thoughtful gift.

Doorstep Humorist T-Shirts

Discover our range of humorous t-shirts designed for the doorstep humorist. These witty tees make great gifts for those who love to spread cheer and laughter.