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"Thanks for a nice time. I'd ask you in, but the man of the house will just put you out again for the night."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Sexual chemistry set

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'Let's do lunch.'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

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"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Wanna do lunch?"

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'You must be Olivia.'

"I'm so shallow."

"So tell me again where you're from."

"You're closer. You get it."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"You're all arms Rodney."

'Would it be too forward of me to give you a tweet?'