Door Decor Fans Prints

Clinic For Those With One Leg: Wipe Your Foot.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Mice 25¢

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

Wall Cluck.

Lin-Manuel Miranda

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"You rang?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Rep-Tiles.

Fur'niture

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'I miss my water bed.'

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

A bad gnome economy.