Doomsday Prepper Jokes Prints

The End of the World is Near: Information Supplied By A Reliable Source Who Wishes To Remain Incognito.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

The End is Nigh

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

I survived end of the world after party.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"Somehow I feel safer now that we scored all the toilet paper."

Man with 'Prepare to meet thy doom' placard dressed in dinner suit and looking in mirror.

Eviction Notice for Earth