Doomsday Chic Pillows

The world's coming to an end...before it's too late, buy a wild tie!

Scientists are sexy

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Apocalypse Research Center

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"I'll have dessert first."

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Doomsday marketing

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

How to survive the coming crash.

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Meet Thy Doom

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

Prepare to meet your author today!

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"The end of the world is nigh."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

The End is Nigh

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

"You took your time!"

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience