Doomsday Buff T-Shirts

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

The Anti-Agent

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Edgar Allen Poe

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"Werewolves of London..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Scarpia's Palace

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Apocalypse Research Center

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Halloween Selfie

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Monster Baseball

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'