Doomscrolling Aficionado Pillows

Doomscrolling

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Apocalypse Research Center

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

The End is Nigh

A child and his dog

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

Book

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'Our health plan consists of an hour of free web time to self-diagnose.'

The End is Nigh

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"The end of the world is nigh."

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Winter Roadwork...

"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."