Donkeys Pillows

'I have no idea what they are but they give me the heebie jeebies.'

Donkey

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Young Frankenstein"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

A Good Batch.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Hmph. College kids.'