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"If I'm going down with the ship, the rest of you are, too."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"I don't like the look of this."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'What a control freak!'

One book... One book... One book...

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Dominoes

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

War and Peace

How to survive the coming crash.

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

Utilosaurus

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'