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"We have an arrangement."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Elderly People

Records?

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"We need a better piling system."

In and Out Trays

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

'I can dream, can't I?'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Jazz Bagpipes

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

China's Pacific Expansionism

'You're obsessing again.'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Armstrong, what's going on? Go away. I'm busy. You've been in there for days. Something strange is going on. Yes, something strange, if not downright bizarro. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Soon the world will be mine.

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

Computer He-male (email).

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Dirty Harry Dancing

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."