Domesticating Pets T-Shirts

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

Dog Love.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

Parrot Perch

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'