Domesticating Pets T-Shirts

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

Dog Love.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

Parrot Perch

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'