Domestic Problem Solvers Gifts

"I wouldn't mind so much but it still isn't working!"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

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When Engineers Crack.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Supply Chain

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

= too complex

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'I kinda did.'

Problem Solver Wanted

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Woman tangled up ironing

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

"Well WE have to be optimistic about the future - WE have to spend our entire lives in it."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"Dad's having problems at his business. He's been with lawyers, CPAs and financial consultants all day."

This stuff fixes things at home, why not here?

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

Tech-Support

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."