Domestic Gymnastic T-Shirts

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'He's maturing early.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Sisyphus during Covid

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Giraffe Portrait

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Cheerleaders

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'He has really taken to the training.'

Fitness Course.

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"