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'I thought I might conduct my own work tonight.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Golfing Boss

Bo're'droom

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."