Domestic Comedy Aficionado Mugs

Gone Berserk, your dinner is on the ceiling

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Mulch madness"

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"What's all this?"

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'How many times do I have to tell you about putting the toilet seat back up?'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"The blow drier is broken."

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Certainly you may come in for a drink. You live here.'

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'