Domestic Comedian T-Shirts

'But, sweety, why don't you just read my blog, like everyone else?'

'That's the last time I ask you to do the laundry!'

'Derek loves doing the ironing.'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

"Honey, the dishwasher is doing that thing again."

"Whoa - that's not the opinion I told you to have."

"I'm just finishing something off...Can I call you back in...about two minutes?"

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"Okay so you invented fire! Help out in the kitchen!"

'Fold those trousers properly...'

"When you say your life has gone from the 'sublime to the ridiculous' where do I fit in?"

Lady to caveman: 'Watch your step - I just waxed the stalagmites.'

'Is it a wart or a boil, doc?'

"When you have a minute love, my 'new man' t-shirt needs ironing."

'At least the mess I make is all in one place'

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"Hey babe. . . I'm out of clean underwear!"

"Working late - your dinner is in the balance."

'You're breathing out deliberately!'

"Have you blocked the toilet again..?

"If you're too cheap to buy a new microwave, then hurry up with that so I can get dinner started."

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"

'Darling, the recipe calls for Dover Soles. Where do you keep them?'

"I'm going to switch things up. Instead of a sock, I'm going to make some underwear disappear."

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

'Dear,what's for dinner tonight?... I have two other offers.'

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

'That's not true, I do listen. I'm just not very interested.'

'Brace yourself, dear. The doctor says I'm allergic to lousy cooking.'

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

"Oh George dear, I have a great rebuttal for that last stupid argument of yours."

"No, that social distancing is not a new thing."

'...Oh, and I bought some new smalls in town...'