Domestic Chaos Tamer Pillows

Landslide Hazard

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

The weightless office.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

The Clipping

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

'Except...That.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Wonder Woman!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

Desk Tray: 'In One Ear' and 'Out The Other'

Mum feeds teens with shovel

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

'... and the kids are screaming and the house is a disaster, and my husband finally get gets home and says 'how was your day?'... so I bit his head off.'

"Found it! The cat was using it as a pillow."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

Trouble time in Tangletown.

'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'