Domestic Action Scenes Mugs

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Serenade for you...

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

Mistress Talking to Maid

"Please don't go!"

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'Almost done.'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

"There's food in the fridge, and clues about the state of our marriage all around the house."

Joke Shop.

"I'm getting real sick of picking up your laundry, Adam."

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

"I can smell his fear of commitment."

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."