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"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Packaging Russian Dolls

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

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Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Help me!

False food.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Baby Bear.

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."