Doll Defier Mugs

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Head over Hooves

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

To do before Saturday...

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Emergency exit into Space

Guru.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

Zoom Wedding

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Weight Gain Denial

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'If this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever seen.'

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Trampoline Balance

'I want something to make me look younger.'

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'IF this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever encountered.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'